POOR PERSON'S PROSE POETRY CONTENTS --------- ........IN FULL
Read This First Please Fuzzy Intercom
Office Bully Me, My Boy, A Stranger And Two Women
Driving With the Kids in the Back My Drunken Pal
Fitness Cheat My Lazy Wife
Hangman's Hell Racing The Rain
I Hate My Job Snot
Nightclub Woes Television
Bike Crash Nudist Beach
Alone The Journey Of A Postcard
Christmas Thunder And Lightning
I Finally Got My Way Worst Best Mate Ever
How Much?!!!!!!!!! You've Got To Ten
I'm Not A Coward Almost The Perfect Day
Pub Fight Fright Battle Of The Sexes
Labour Pains Blackpool
Me And My Motorbike Did We Really Go To The Moon?
Yet Another Little Rant Do You Want To Know?
My Little Van Going Back Home
My Little Boy's Wetsuit Hen Night
Our First Home How To Live Your Life
The Dumb Postman I Was A Postman
Three Things You Love It's A Cat's Life
Jail Jack The Ripper's Accomplice
True Love Me, My Wife And Mortality
Traffic Cop Trouble My Old Neighbour And Me
Peeping Tom Snooker
What's Wrong With Me Steve Irwin
What's The Point Of War? Birthday Money
Spring Clean U.F.O.
D.I.Y. Holidaying Lifestyle
Honesty
Can't Remember My Worst Poem Ever
Why Do We Humans Always Ruin Everything? Just A Little Chubby
Wedding Wishes A Day's Sailing.
